Patreon Rewards

Here you'll find all of the content available to my Patreon Subscribers. The $ amount shown is a monthly fee to access all posts of that price or lower.

$1 – The Winds of Depravity

$1 – The Winds of Depravity

Fucking on the train it’s easy to forget it’s 95 degrees outside and the air is so sticky you can walk on it. The large window on one side and the door to the hallway on the other both offer glimpses of our mundane act if anyone cared to look, but in this heat, would...

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Our Sexual Debut

Our Sexual Debut

The knock on my door resulted in a large paper grocery bag full of my things being unceremoniously dumped out on the front porch without a word. “Here’s your shit,” was implied in the gesture, and so I watched her walk back to her mother’s car, the end complete as I...

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Blood Oranges

Blood Oranges

In the middle of the night, it was nearly impossible to tell if the train was still moving. Maybe it was our exhaustion or possibly it was the overpowering darkness out the window that held us still, but as we sat in the dimly lit compartment, I had a sneaky suspicion...

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$1 – Everyone I Know Has Two Names

$1 – Everyone I Know Has Two Names

Writers, dancers, fuckers, beaters, liars, flyers, and little girl creepers. Each one with two names or three names or four We know what you call us–we’ve heard it before We drink on Tuesdays in between buyers and fuck on the weekend when everyone’s tired And nobody...

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$5 QNY Stories and Photos from 2013

$5 QNY Stories and Photos from 2013

Back in 2013, I had an idea to make monthly PDFs of all the content I posted on Tumblr. It would include my stories and original photos by The Dirty Gentleman posted the previous month I only got around to making one of them, and I didn't get much of a response. But...

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$1 – A Roof Top Choice: new erotica

$1 – A Roof Top Choice: new erotica

The pool on the roof was still open, but the chairs and tables were chained together and covered. The bar was shuttered, the ashtrays put away, and the doors allegedly locked. But when we pushed on it, it opened, and together we snuck out into the cold night to see...

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$5 – Full Books

$5 – Full Books

Here's a list of all the books I've made available to my $5 patrons so far. I'll keep adding to them as they come up. You can click the title to download a PDF. Inexcusable Things Susanna's Affairs The Ortolan Hunters and Other Disturbing Tales Sex in Cars Vol. 1...

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