Patreon Rewards
Here you'll find all of the content available to my Patreon Subscribers. The $ amount shown is a monthly fee to access all posts of that price or lower.Dirty Bedtime Stories: Pretty Cloney
My latest reading is from my book Go Fuck Yourself, a collection of sci-fi clone stories which all revolve around the ability to transfer the mind into different synthetic bodies. In this story, a woman decides she wants her husband to take her virginity, so she puts...
A Tribeca Threesome
It was two a.m. when I stumbled into their hotel room. I had been at a photo shoot for the last six hours while they had been eating, drinking, and fucking. All three of us were exhausted. Are the relationships important? Does it matter who we were? Do you care that...
$5 – Dirty Bedtime Stories: Full Podcast Episodes
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$1 – The Winds of Depravity
Fucking on the train it’s easy to forget it’s 95 degrees outside and the air is so sticky you can walk on it. The large window on one side and the door to the hallway on the other both offer glimpses of our mundane act if anyone cared to look, but in this heat, would...
Our Sexual Debut
The knock on my door resulted in a large paper grocery bag full of my things being unceremoniously dumped out on the front porch without a word. “Here’s your shit,” was implied in the gesture, and so I watched her walk back to her mother’s car, the end complete as I...
Erotic Audio Taboo Threesome Story
Well, that's a mouthful! But accurate all the same. You might know I have a podcast over on Patreon where every Monday I read a sexy story from the comfort of my bed. I've made a few of them public so you can get a taste of it, including this one about a highly...
Blood Oranges
In the middle of the night, it was nearly impossible to tell if the train was still moving. Maybe it was our exhaustion or possibly it was the overpowering darkness out the window that held us still, but as we sat in the dimly lit compartment, I had a sneaky suspicion...
Threesome Addict
“Jake, get the door, I’m naked!” I was getting out of the shower and our fucking potential roommate was early. Okay, he was thirty seconds early but still, I had planned on using those thirty seconds to don some truly awkward clothing for our interview. I heard my...
Piper Naked in The Snow
One Fucking Rule
The problem was not me. It was also not my wife or even her lover Marcus. The problem was Marcus’s wife, who for some reason or another had come up with a silly rule that stated Marcus was not allowed to come in anyone other than her. Which, of course, meant that the...
$5 – Dirty Bedtime Stories: Pill X – Spring Break
Well, that was fun. This book is totally ridiculous, but since I'm on a fun and over the top kick, in general, it feels like a perfect read. And besides, it's cold in New York and super filthy spring break porn feels almost necessary. As I mentioned before I'll be...
$5 – January Book of the Month: The Island on the Edge of Normal
Happy New Year! The book of the month for $5 and up patrons is The Island on the Edge of Normal. You can download a PDF here.
$1 – Everyone I Know Has Two Names
Writers, dancers, fuckers, beaters, liars, flyers, and little girl creepers. Each one with two names or three names or four We know what you call us–we’ve heard it before We drink on Tuesdays in between buyers and fuck on the weekend when everyone’s tired And nobody...
$5 – Overnight Train To New Orleans – Image Gallery
$5 – 2018 Year in Review Through Pictures and Stories
Here's the full PDF for you to download. I'm sorry about the indirect nature of getting to this link. I'm being overly cautious about various content policies.
$5 QNY Stories and Photos from 2013
Back in 2013, I had an idea to make monthly PDFs of all the content I posted on Tumblr. It would include my stories and original photos by The Dirty Gentleman posted the previous month I only got around to making one of them, and I didn't get much of a response. But...
$5- Dirty Bedtime Stories: Ep 13, Jessie Says Yes To Saying No
$1 – Kissing in the Park
By the time we sat kissing on the park bench, we had made out with all the same girls. One after another, once at the same time, and often overlapping we had the same taste, and clearly, our friends did as well. While not especially similar in looks we were both...
$1 – Piper Nude in a Graveyard
$1 – A Roof Top Choice: new erotica
The pool on the roof was still open, but the chairs and tables were chained together and covered. The bar was shuttered, the ashtrays put away, and the doors allegedly locked. But when we pushed on it, it opened, and together we snuck out into the cold night to see...
$20 – Fully Library of All My Books
Here's a link to my Google Drive and all of my books. I'll keep adding them when new ones come out. Thank you so much for your support! All the Books
$5 – Full Books
Here's a list of all the books I've made available to my $5 patrons so far. I'll keep adding to them as they come up. You can click the title to download a PDF. Inexcusable Things Susanna's Affairs The Ortolan Hunters and Other Disturbing Tales Sex in Cars Vol. 1...
$1 – A Friendly Girl: An original short story
(This is the start to something that may or may not turn into a book. I was planning on having two intertwining stories and calling the whole thing Two Friendly People. I wanted to write something which was just gleeful in its approach to sex without any complications...
$1 – Dirty Photo Gallery #2: The Apartment
$1 – Dirty Photo Gallery #1: Piper and Heart
$1 – Pictorial Affairs, a chapter from the unpublished third Susanna book
Four days later Susanna answered the phone in her bathrobe. It was eleven in the morning, but since she had little to do that day, and it was unbearably hot, she was spending her time on the couch in her light robe smoking cigarettes and drinking champagne. After...