Maria is an episilatory novel I wrote many many years ago during an early National Novel Writing Month challenge. I wrote it as letters because it gave me an easy goal for each day of the month. Just write one letter!

It was supposed to be a mystery. And maybe it is after all.

Every letter in the book is sent to the mysterious Maria who appears to have vanished and rarely if ever writes back. But a large family drama unfolds revealing long-hidden secrets, dastardly plots, and a ton of trashy sex for some reason. Especially from Maria’s darling little sister who is spending the summer by the sea getting into all sorts of trouble.

It’s only available in the giant bundle. I’m not sure it deserves a place there either, but maybe someone will find it enjoyable in the same way you find other truly terrible things to be entertaining.