Married women are easy.

Don’t believe me? Try it sometime. Tell a guy his wife is beautiful and see what he says. Tell him he’s a lucky man to have such a hot piece of ass lying around, and he’ll tell you she’s a lot of work. Keep pushing, and he’ll say she wants it more than him these days. Push one more time, and he’ll look up at you and tell you that sometimes he wishes someone else would fuck her for a change.

So how do I know this? When did I learn it and why should anyone care? Those are valid questions, and I’ll answer them as best I can because the truth is it’s been a long ride. I’m only forty, but I’ve been fucking married women since before I turned eighteen, and it’s only gotten easier. When I was younger, it was usually the wives who snuck off with me behind their husband’s backs, but as I grew just a little bit older, I realized it was almost always easier to have the guys there too.

And nobody’s ever complained.

Anyway, these are my stories. And in case you’re curious about your own wife, if you want to know what’s going on behind your back, if you anxiously fantasize about her sleeping with other men, then I have one more thing to say.

Yeah, I’ve fucked her too.