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Poolside Revenge
ALICIA SAT ON HER DECK chair with the martini she had gotten in exchange for the pina colada she originally ordered. After seeing her husband fuck some white girl against the hotel window, she needed something stronger. At first, she wasn’t sure it was him, and the...
Images I Never Saw
She liked to tell me everything. To this day I’m not sure how much I believe, but I suppose that doesn’t matter. Each time she knocked on my door with a bottle in one hand and a blanket in the other I knew it was coming. And as the months went by I yearned for it...
$5 – January Book of the Month: The Island on the Edge of Normal
Happy New Year! The book of the month for $5 and up patrons is The Island on the Edge of Normal. You can download a PDF here.
The Great Whore of New York
“How did you get to be Guy New York?” Bob asked me one night in the courtyard of Madam X. “There’s only one way to become a New York,” I told him. I reached into my vintage leather jacket and pulled out a silver cigarette case. I opened it and pulled out a Pall Mall...
Stoya’s Book Club, Book of the Month
Hello friends! I'm pleased and excited to share some fun news. This month, Stoya chose one of my books for her book club! She'll be discussing The Island on the Edge of Normal. It's a wonderful opportunity and I'm so grateful she's chosen my book! I'll be there as...
End of the Year
Well, it's the end of the year for me. I leave for holiday madness in a few hours and so I thought I'd look back and see what I actually accomplished this year. It's been a year of ups and downs, but when I go through all the work I've done, mostly I'm proud. Both of...
Fucked on the Dance Floor
I had never been fucked on the dance floor, and they offered to help without so much as a wink. Old friends are good to have in our greatest times of need. I was good and drunk on Manhattans before we got over to the West Side, and the club was no better off. I walked...
The Erotica of Katie Sweet
This year I started a side project where I wrote super filthy smut about big dicks, hung daddies, slutty wives, and cheating girlfriends, all under the pen name Katie Sweet. I've grown quite fond of her and wanted to offer you all a chance to grab all 16 of her books...
$1 – Everyone I Know Has Two Names
Writers, dancers, fuckers, beaters, liars, flyers, and little girl creepers. Each one with two names or three names or four We know what you call us–we’ve heard it before We drink on Tuesdays in between buyers and fuck on the weekend when everyone’s tired And nobody...
$5 – Overnight Train To New Orleans – Image Gallery
2018 – A Year in Review through stories and photos
Hello friends, Well, here it is, 2018 all in one pretty little package. Okay, it's only parts or 2018. The good parts, because let's face it, sometimes we need good things. It came out at just about 30 pages and is full of dirty stories and a ton of my photos from the...
Year in Review
I'm almost done with this little project and I like it a lot! It was fun to go back through stories I wrote this year along with all the pictures I've taken. Some of it's dirty, some more thoughtful, but all of it is annotated with little notes about what was going on...
$5 QNY Stories and Photos from 2013
Back in 2013, I had an idea to make monthly PDFs of all the content I posted on Tumblr. It would include my stories and original photos by The Dirty Gentleman posted the previous month I only got around to making one of them, and I didn't get much of a response. But...
$5- Dirty Bedtime Stories: Ep 13, Jessie Says Yes To Saying No
$1 – Kissing in the Park
By the time we sat kissing on the park bench, we had made out with all the same girls. One after another, once at the same time, and often overlapping we had the same taste, and clearly, our friends did as well. While not especially similar in looks we were both...
All My Book Deals
As everything is still up in the air and uncertain over in Tumblr land, I thought I’d share a few links to my books, specifically the things I sell directly via SendOwl and Paypal. I easily make the most money through those sales, and I also offer the best prices. I...
$1 – Piper Nude in a Graveyard
$1 – A Roof Top Choice: new erotica
The pool on the roof was still open, but the chairs and tables were chained together and covered. The bar was shuttered, the ashtrays put away, and the doors allegedly locked. But when we pushed on it, it opened, and together we snuck out into the cold night to see...
$20 – Fully Library of All My Books
Here's a link to my Google Drive and all of my books. I'll keep adding them when new ones come out. Thank you so much for your support! All the Books
