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Our Sexual Debut

Our Sexual Debut

The knock on my door resulted in a large paper grocery bag full of my things being unceremoniously dumped out on the front porch without a word. “Here’s your shit,” was implied in the gesture, and so I watched her walk back to her mother’s car, the end complete as I...

Own a little piece of filthy art

Own a little piece of filthy art

Yesterday I created a little store on here to offer some things I don't usually get to offer. I have autographed books for sale, prints of my dirty photos, a huge collection of signed printed books, t-shirts from Dirty Boys, and erotic stories as art prints. It's fun,...

Fuck Me Like You Fuck Her

Fuck Me Like You Fuck Her

“Fuck me like you fuck Maggie,” she whispered. I was on top of her moving slowly within her, and her voice was faint in my ear. Once I convinced myself I had heard her correctly, I leaned up on my hands and looked into her eyes. “Are you serious?” She nodded, her...

The Beertown Twins is Now in The Complete Collection

Last year I published a fantasy novel under my real named called the Beertown Twins. It's a fun, fast, and beautiful story of two twins who run away from their ill-fitting responsibilities at the Brewery and Brothel of their home. As they leave on a somewhat misguided...

The Problem With Computers Telling Us What to Read

I recently published a collection of short stories through Amazon’s KDP program, which allows any old schmuck to sell a book. There’s nothing all that new or remarkable about it, except that in less than twenty-four hours (the time it usually takes for Amazon to list...

Blood Orange: My latest erotica book

Blood Oranges is my most recent collection of short stories written in the early months of 2019. They vary widely from The Mermaid and the Oysterman, a fantastical story of a mermaid who falls in love, to intensely dirty like The Darkened Spa where a young man watches...

Erotic Audio Taboo Threesome Story

Erotic Audio Taboo Threesome Story

Well, that's a mouthful! But accurate all the same. You might know I have a podcast over on Patreon where every Monday I read a sexy story from the comfort of my bed. I've made a few of them public so you can get a taste of it, including this one about a highly...

When Power in The Bedroom Isn’t What We Think It Is: The Switch Life

When Power in The Bedroom Isn’t What We Think It Is: The Switch Life

When I’m holding her hands and whispering in her ear while she’s getting fucked by another man, who holds the power? When she crawls into bed and asks Daddy to do bad things to her, who is in charge? And when she’s over my knee laughing as I spank her as hard as I...

Dirty Bedtime Stories

I did a small photoshoot this morning for Dirty Bedtime Stories. And I think it came out all right! You can listen to a free MFF threesome story here to see if you like it!

Shudders of Envy

Shudders of Envy

She didn’t want to know his name. It was important that I did, but anything more than that would move it from one thing to another. It was a ledge she wanted to sit on, and if there were too many things to hold onto, the excitement would vanish with the fear. He was...

Essays, Articles and Advice

Essays, Articles and Advice

I have a new publication over on Medium called The Dirty Writer's Life. I've been sharing chapters from my book on writing erotica, Write Till You're Hard, as well as articles on open relationships, kinks, and how to have better sex. I'll be building it up quickly...

Threesome Addict

Threesome Addict

“Jake, get the door, I’m naked!” I was getting out of the shower and our fucking potential roommate was early. Okay, he was thirty seconds early but still, I had planned on using those thirty seconds to don some truly awkward clothing for our interview. I heard my...

In Defense of the Obscene

I've been reading a whole lot about obscenity in the US and how we legally and politically use this vague term to squash things we don't like. It's complicated to be sure, but as an advocate of the first amendment, it never made any sense to me that any written word...

Big Smut Sale of All My Erotic Books!

Through the end of today, all of my books are available for only $25 directly from me. The link will come down tomorrow, but until then you can grab over 10,000 pages of fun erotica for 1/10th of the actual cost. The package includes 58 of my books. Buy it here!  Get...

Social/Publishing Platforms and Adult Content

I've been pulling together the terms and services for various online entities as they pertain to adult content and it's a sad and annoying list. But I think it's also valuable to know, especially if you're considering jumping onto one of them and aren't sure what you...

Banned Books

I recently got a reminder that Amazon can and will decide some books are not to their liking and remove them from sale. The email they sent me also made it clear that if they found other books of mine they didn’t like they might terminate my entire author account and...

Susanna’s Affairs Chapter One

Back on my podcast this afternoon and I started another book because goddamnit I love this book and I want to read it out loud. It also has a lot of tension, super fun characters, and so much hot sex I'm not sure how I'll get through it. It's going to be a bit of a...