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A New Erotic Novel!

A New Erotic Novel!

I’ve started a new novel. I think it’s number eight, but I’m not sure. There are too many starts, rough drafts, and things hidden in corners to get the number just right. My writing process typically involves me sitting at a desk for a few weeks straight cranking out...

Summer Girls!

A while back I got it into my head that I was going to create a fake old girlie magazine, and publish fake old stories from them. I wanted to write those old sleazy 70's sort of forum letters which always sounded implausible but were fun all the same. While I never...

Dirty Bedtime Stories: Pretty Cloney

My latest reading is from my book Go Fuck Yourself, a collection of sci-fi clone stories which all revolve around the ability to transfer the mind into different synthetic bodies. In this story, a woman decides she wants her husband to take her virginity, so she puts...

Free Dirty Books: June 24-28

Free Dirty Books: June 24-28

I have four free books out this week. Here's a list with the links! June 25-29 Tuesday, June 25: Desert Island Daddy: https://amzn.to/2XDOfFz Wednesday, June 26: Portraits of Alice: https://amzn.to/2NaMpHS Thursday, June 27: Boardwalk Affairs: https://amzn.to/2Yc2bDx...

A Tribeca Threesome

A Tribeca Threesome

It was two a.m. when I stumbled into their hotel room. I had been at a photo shoot for the last six hours while they had been eating, drinking, and fucking. All three of us were exhausted. Are the relationships important? Does it matter who we were? Do you care that...

My Boyfriend is Too Big

My Boyfriend is Too Big

(From my book, Size Queen: read more here.) “My boyfriend is way too big,” my roommate said, shaking her head. “I know I shouldn’t complain, but sometimes I just don’t want to do the work, you know?” “I have no idea what you mean,” I said, looking up at her. I knew...

A Cruel Beginning

A Cruel Beginning

(From MMF, my collection of bisexual threesome stories.) She had been crushing on him for months when she finally admitted it to me, so of course, there was only one thing to do. We tied her to the bed, her arms above her head, her legs spread, and each ankle and...

Incest, Rape, and Other Taboo Stories

Incest, Rape, and Other Taboo Stories

Recently I began a new project where I write and share taboo stories for a small group of Patrons who pay a premium for the chance to read what I call “The Bad Ones.” It’s been a fun project, and since I enjoy writing about taboo sex, it’s come somewhat naturally. But...

Drunk In The Pool: A hotwife story

This week's episode of Dirty Bedtime Stories is about a young couple at a hotel pool who pick up a handsome hung stranger to make a little film back in his room. Quick, filthy, and hot, it's a perfect story to heat up a summer afternoon. You can find the recording on...

Free Erotic Books (June 4-7)

Free Erotic Books (June 4-7)

Here are my free erotic book giveaways for June 4-8: Tuesday, June 4th: Hotwife And Cuckold Big Bundle 3: https://amzn.to/2JXY8Hw Wednesday, June 5th: Anonymous Love: https://amzn.to/2Xmpc6t Thursday, June 6th: Size Queen: https://amzn.to/2JXYSfM Friday, June 7th: The...

Fucking on The Way To Spring Break

Fucking on The Way To Spring Break

“GUYS, IF I DON’T GET laid the second we get to the beach, I’m going home.” “You are such a slut!” Maco said, turning to look at the blonde girl in the backseat of the convertible. “We’re not even there yet, keep your clam in the bag.” “Oh come on, like you two aren’t...

Free Erotic Books (May 21-24)

Here are my free dirty books for this week. They range from taboo erotica (The Yes Rule) to more literary erotica (Blood Oranges) but hopefully, you'll find at least one of them that you enjoy! Tuesday, May 21: Dirty Bedtime Stories: https://amzn.to/2HsYkvK Wednesday,...

A Simple Performance

A Simple Performance

“How did we get ourselves into this again?” I asked as we stood in the elevator. “I don’t know. I guess I mentioned to R that we liked to have sex in front of people, then she told K, and he asked if we’d work a party for him.” I nodded, trying to follow the chain of...

Free Books, Week of May 6th

Free Books, Week of May 6th

I often give away ebooks on Amazon for free and forget to mention it. So, this time I thought I'd set it all up on Monday and let you know the schedule in case you want to grab one. So, here are the free books this week: Tuesday, May 7th: The Complete Brorotica...

Reading for Purple Prose on May 5th

On Sunday, May 5th I'll be reading at Purple Prose in Bushwick. It should be a fun time with some other great readers and what I suspect will be a delightful crowd. If you're around, you should come join us! Here are the details:

QNY: The Complete Stories Vol 2, 2015-2019

It’s finally here! The second giant print volume of my stories from Tumblr. Vols two completes my ten years of writing short stories here on Quickies New York, and I’m super excited about it. Coming in at 550 pages it’s not quite as big as the first, but will most...