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Erotic Stories, Dirty Books, News and UpdatesTracy’s Mom
Buy It Here! Here's another smutty little book I wrote a while back. If you like a little MILF action, then this is for you. Here's the description from Amazon: Tracy's Mom is hot. I know, Tracy is my girlfriend, and I should pretend I don't notice these things, but...
A Very Sexy Christmas
When the holidays come around, all I want is a Christmas party, some good drinks, and some very hot and very kinky sex. From Amazon: The annual Christmas party is where everything important happens at Jessica O'Connor's firm. And this year is no different.Our narrator...
Thoughts About Men
I’ve always been drawn to old man bars with dark wood, black beer, and ideally a fireplace. On occasion, I wonder what it is that draws me in, and I’ve often assumed that I simply feel like an old man much of the time. Even as a teenager. But the truth is more likely...
Leaving Books all Over the Damn Place
I've been leaving books all over the city in some vague hope that people will find them and turn me into a bestselling author making buckets of money every day from horny people all across the world. And while that's still a nice pipe dream, it's been a whole lot of...
Book Promotion Take Twenty-seven
If I see one more person (myself included) tweet a link to a book with a note that says, “please buy my book!” I’m going to lose my shit. Don’t get me wrong. I understand the frustration, and I’ve been there. When I’m struggling to promote a new book, sometimes it...
Disgusting, Beautiful, Immoral
And the new novel is live! At least on Amazon and Barnes and Noble as an e-book. Click on the cover in the right sidebar and you can choice where to buy it. Or simply links in the text. I've also set up a blog where I'm going to post one chapter a week until the whole...
New Covers
Conventional wisdom in the world of Indie Publishing says that if your book isn't selling well then change the price, change the blurb, or change the cover. Maybe change all three. We have control and we should use it. I've done more with price than anything else, but...
Silk Stockings!
After three years of working together, The Dirty Gentleman and I are finally releasing a collection of his photos in a beautifully printed book called Silk Stockings. We teamed up with Moleskine to produce a gorgeous, leather-bound, hard cover book with more than...
32 Poems About My Penis
I have a new book out that I've been lazy about promoting. It's called 32 Poems About My Penis, and it's fairly self explanatory. I don't remember when I came up with the idea, although I've always enjoyed writing poetry. But a while back I was thinking about how I've...
Winter to Spring
This was the first collection of dirty stories I ever published on Amazon. It's a small collection from the early days of Quickies in New York. From Amazon: Winter to Spring is a collection of thirty-seven erotic stories from the popular blog Quickienewyork.com. The...
Three Totally Amazing and Brilliant Cover Letters You Can Steal for Yourself
Dear Bob, That’s right, I know your name is Bob. How do I know? I Googlified you, and discovered that the person who reads these things is named Robert, and Rob is a silly nickname. But Bob, that’s not the important part. I mean, yes, I’m pretty much a wizz at the...
Write Till You’re Hard: The Best Guide To Writing Erotica Ever
Buy the Book! "This book is down to earth, funny, and packed with real advice." -L.G. (Five Star Amazon Review) People will tell you that writing is a grueling, miserable occupation, that should only be undertaken by the strong of heart and the bulletproof. They'll...
Seven Things I Learned From Writing a Novel in Two Weeks.
Between January 3rd and 17th I wrote a novel, which I'm currently calling Disgusting, Beautiful, Immoral. The total came to just around 107,000 words which is far longer than anything I've ever written. In comparison The Island on the Edge of Normal was around 60K...
Dirty Boys Part Two
A week and a half ago, Jack Stratton, Gibson Grand, Daisy Danger, and I had a reading at the Magician called Dirty Boys. It was the second in what we hope will be a regular series, and it was even better than the first. More than 50 people turned out to hear us read,...
Halloween
I have some things I want to write about, but I haven't had much time for this blog (or QNY for that matter). But last night we ended up having an impromptu halloween party with friends who all happened to be in the neighborhood. Here are a few shots, including some...
Snapshots
Some random iPhone snapshots from the last week or two.
Write ‘Till You’re Hard
I finally got around to publishing a new book on writing erotica. It's called Write Till You're Hard: The Best Guide To Writing Erotica Ever. Now, the subtitle might a little contentious, but that's just the way it goes. Who knows? Maybe it's correct. The thing I like...
Dirty Book Covers
I like designing covers. But creating covers for dirty books is still a challenge I'm not sure I've solved. I've done a number of covers for other authors in various genres, but when it comes to dirty books, I struggle to find a balance between compelling, sexy, and...
5 Things I Learned About Writing A Story Every Day for a Month
I made a promise to myself (and my blog followers on QNY) at the beginning of September that I was going to write and post at least one story every day for the full month. And I did! Okay, I cheated a little. There were a couple days I didn’t write a new story, but...
Barry Eisler Interview on the Passive Voice
"Paper distribution partners are known as publishers. They offer a bundle of publishing services: editing, line editing, copy editing, proof reading, cover design, jacket copy, marketing and promotion. All these are value-added services bundled along with...