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Erotic Stories, Dirty Books, News and UpdatesAnything for An A (an excerpt)
I recently made a new cover and edited the text of an older book I published called Anything for An A. It's a fun, and I think somewhat witty, take on the classic schoolgirl/teacher seduction story. Here's an excerpt along with the new cover. “Sara,” he said, pulling...
Playing Games: short erotica
“I’ll have a Bombay Sapphire martini up with a twist and a half dozen oysters,” I told the waiter. He nodded before turning to her with a smile. “And for you?” “I’ll have the same thing,” she said. “No, my little sister here will have a virgin bloody mary, and a...
Being a Unicorn
“Should I wear a horn?” I teased. “What the fuck are you talking about?” he said. “I’m just saying, if I come over and fuck you both, do I need to wear a horn? My full unicorn costume is at the cleaners, but I can pull something together. You know, me being your...
Writing on the Edge of Normal
(excerpt from The Island on the Edge of Normal, Get the full books here.) That evening I wrote down by the water once more. It was nearly impossible to do, but maybe that was part of what I liked about it. I had to wedge myself into a seat that was not especially...
Women and Self-publishing
Interesting article in the Guardian (via The Passive Voice) about how women dominate in self-publishing as opposed to a mostly male run traditional publishing environment. It doesn't look statistically accurate, and may be hard to back up, but I'm going to go ahead...
Lucky’s and No Condom
For many years I required everything to be clean. I’m not sure when or how it happened, but I viewed it as growing up. The holes in my jeans vanished and the distance between haircuts grew shorter. I learned to favor cocktails with just two or three ingredients, and...
Excerpt from The Places They Come: A cuckold’s memoir
“Peter, I don’t know what happened last night, but I do know that I’m done asking. I’m glad this is something that turns you on, because it’s something I need, and for some reason it turns me on even more to be honest with you. Not about what I do even, but about what...
Cuckold Erotica: The Places They Come
This was a fun book to write. I had no idea where it was going to go, and what type of conclusion it would come to when I started it, but I got carried away all the same. While I tried to stay somewhat true to the trope, I also wanted to be sure to give it my...
Write Till You’re Hard in Paperback!
I love making print books, and this one I was especially excited about. It feels like the sort of book I want to carry around in my back pocket. It's only about 75 pages long, but it feels like a real book all the same. You can find it on Amazon as of today! Or...
50 Shades, Consent, and the BDSM Community
If Fifty Shades knew what it was about, it would be a different story. We are all happy to watch movies and read books that include abusive relationships, disturbing power dynamics, and characters who fall on the psychotic end of the spectrum. But we appreciate a nod...
Excerpt from Part One of Pill X
"Are we going to have class?" I asked, sitting down on his desk. "Oh, hey Jessica. I thought you'd be off..." and then he turned bright red as he realized he was about to say "fucking." "Just because everyone took the pill doesn't mean we shouldn't have class," I...
Must Love Nina Simone
There’s a crack in her wall that let’s in nothing but Nina Simone. The music comes through so quietly you can barely hear it, but it’s always the same. There’s no light, there’s no air, and there’s never any other sound. Nina sings nothing from any of the records I...
Amazon Author Pages
Amazon updated their author pages last year, and I really like the way they look now. I've used Author Central for a long time to keep track of my books, but until recently the display page on Amazon wasn't much to write home about it. It offers a great view of covers...
Connected and Disconnected
When was the last time you turned your phone off completely? A few airplane trips and a night time snooze don’t count. When I wake up in the morning I check the time on my phone, turn off my alarm (also on my phone) and then often pull up Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr,...
Writing Erotic Short Stories
(An excerpt from Write TIll You're Hard) If you're writing about sex in the short form, it's good to remember the basics. It's easy for all of us to get distracted by the squishy naughty bits: the moaning and screaming and the tearing of clothes. After all, that's why...
Dirty Boys Reading and Podcast
The next Dirty Boys Reading is coming up on March 22nd and promises to be a good time. As always we'll be reading at the Parkside Lounge on Houston and Attorney St. The show starts at 7, costs $10, and this month we'll have a new reader who I think you'll love. If you...
Disgusting, Beautiful, Immoral
"I have to start by saying this is a really dirty book. But I mean that in all the best ways. It’s visceral, smart, sexy, and strangely honest." - J.S. "I've read plenty of smut and lived just as much, if not more but none compares to this book." - Deacon "Christ on a...
Disgusting, Beautiful, Immoral Is All Free on the Blog Now
So, after thirty weeks or so, the entirety of my last novel, Disgusting, Beautiful, Immoral, is now up on its own Tumblr. I posted one chapter a week for all 34 chapters, and it will live there as long as it can. It was fun to keep posting, to get reader feedback, and...
On Writing
I’m sitting at my new table writing for the first time. It’s not the first time i’ve sat here and it’s not the first time I’ve written anything, but it’s the first time I sat here writing. So there it is. I don’t know that a new space will help me write something else...
All the Groom’s Men
Another one for the Smut category, this is exactly what it sounds like. A hot story of a bride-to-be taking on her groom's best friends. All at once. Buy it on Amazon here! From Amazon: Sarah knows that the second she gets married she'll never get laid again. And...