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Interview With Joe Rubin About Classic X-rated Adult Films

I ran across this interview with Joe Rubin of Vinegar Syndrome, an archivist who specializes in adult and x-rated films. It's a pretty fascinating take on old movies, the difference between "porn" and "adult film" and the film industry in general. One of my favorite...

Emmanuelle, the Movie and the Book

With my new book out, Susanna's Affairs, I've gone back and read and re-watched Emmanuelle, where much of my inspiration came from. I was somewhat surprised by how erotic the movie actually was, and while the book was also pretty steamy it kind of lost me in the...

How to Write About Sex

Here's a section from my book Write 'Till You're Hard, about location. I love when a place is as much a character as the people, so maybe this will give you some ideas about how to dive into location as a means to finding your story: We have a long list of classic...

Susanna’s Affairs is out!

My newest novella is out and it's a dirty ride. I think I said before that it started as an homage to Emmanuelle and it still has some of that feel. It takes place in New York in the 1960's, and it's decadent, lush, and redefines the meaning of tension. Susanna...

What I’m Writing

These days I’m working on a hundred things at the same time. I have slowed down, at least in my head if not my body, but I suppose that’s the point. Let’s see if I can stay calm no matter how crowded the subway, how loud the bar, and how noisy the streets are at...

Driving Lisa: My First Audiobook!

  Hi friends! I have some exciting and fun dirty news to share. My novella, Driving Lisa is now an audiobook, narrated by the talented and sexy Bryce Chadwell! It’s our first book out together, but if it goes over well we might be tempted to do some more. And...

Novel For Sale: $50,000!

Have you ever wanted to own your very own novel? Have you ever dreamed of having a full, completed manuscript all to yourself? Well, now you can! For just $50,000 you can buy the complete rights* to my newest book! That’s right, it comes with the full text, and the...

New Erotica – Pill X: College!

I have a new book out! I know, it's getting to be a bad habit, but what can I say? I like writing dirty things, and Pill X is no exception. This is the sequel to Pill X: The Day They Found a Cure for Everything and follows the same premise: a pill is released which...

All My Erotica

Lots of people have been writing recently and asking which of my books they might like best. This is awesome and amazing, and I love you all for asking. With that, I hope you don’t mind if I share a quick list of my books based on some themes. I hope this helps narrow...

The Worst Writing Advice Ever

I’m going to give you some really bad advice that I nonetheless stand behind. It’s pretty straightforward so I’ll just say it first and then explain more. If you’re going to follow it no matter what, then you can skip the rest of the article and just go do you. Here...

New Erotica! Driving Lisa

Yesterday I published a new book called Driving Lisa! It's a classic tale of a step-father driving his new step-daughter to college, discovering they share a bunch of kinks, pushing boundaries, falling in love, and fucking their brains out. You get the idea. You can...

Private Tours: New Erotica!

I just published a new book called Private Tours: NYC. It's about a tour guide who brings his charge on a private tour of the city, stopping to get frisky in famous locations. It started out somewhat silly, and turned intense, hot, and I think rather beautiful as I...

New Project: GreatErotica.com

I have a new project and it's just getting off the ground. It's a curated erotica site with ten categories, each with no more than ten dirty books. I'm still flushing it out, and I'm looking for help! It currently lives at http://greaterotica.com/ Do you have a dirty...

Dirty Books in the Park

Last week I ordered about 30 copies of a my dirty books with the plan of hand selling them in the park over the weekend. I'll set up a small table on the sidewalk with a sign that just says "Dirty Books!" I guess we'll find out if it works!    

Fucked Up Erotica: Excerpt from the Yes Rule

Here's one of gayer scenes from The Yes Rule. Jane has decided that she wants to see her boyfriend get fucked, and she quickly finds two gentleman who are up for the task. She brings him to his parents bedroom, undresses him, and well, you know... “Jack, take off you...

New Dirty Books in Print!

I really love holding dirty books in paper. There's just something more powerful about actually owning a filthy book. It shows commitment and it shows affection. It shows that you're not embarrassed, not ashamed, and completely connected. Also, it's a whole lot more...

Vintage Erotica Book Covers And New Ones

Is old smut better than new? It's easy to get nostalgic about old dirty things, and I'll admit that looking up these images, I'm pretty drawn to the vintage book covers. But when I look closely, the biggest thing I see is a switch from aiming at an all male audience...

Bisexual Erotica: Caught in the Act!

Bisexual Erotica: Caught in the Act!

I haven't written a lot of bi stories recently, so this was a fun return for me. This short story is pretty over the top and super hot. At least I think so, and if you like bisexual erotica, then hopefully you'll like it too! Basically the narrator catches his...

New Erotica Book Covers

Over the last six years I've designed more dirty book covers than I can count. And they've changed a lot over the years, partially along with my tastes, my interests, and my ability. In general I'm using photos by The Dirty Gentleman for my very QNY related books:...