Take This Off

Take This Off

Seven and a half minutes into the sex she became theatrical. It was a somewhat subtle shift, and since we had just met I wasn’t necessarily the best judge, but the second I started to doubt myself she made it even clearer. “You’re so much bigger than my boyfriend,”...
An Easy Threesome

An Easy Threesome

I remember in college a random dude on my hall saying something like, “No one has ever actually had a threesome. People just talk about it.” And I’m sure I sounded like an asshole telling him I had probably had five or six? It was hard to count but they were fun and...
Directly to the Shower

Directly to the Shower

We went directly from the sidewalk to the shower. I didn’t even watch her undress as we fumbled with our clothes in her bathroom, but when the warm water finally penetrated our bodies I had my arms around her. The freckles on her shoulder made constellations that...
Are you Fucking in There?

Are you Fucking in There?

“Are you guys fucking in there?” Shit.  The stall was locked, and the hotel bathroom was far from anything, but someone found us anyway.  How do you answer that question? Just an honest yes? Say nothing at all? Ask for a towel? “Um, yeah,” my friend replied in a quiet...