A Blind Test

A Blind Test

“If I was blindfolded, do you think I could tell you apart?” “Tell us apart how?” he asked as we leaned in closer. She blushed a bit and mumbled something.  She took a drink and looked back and forth as if we should know what it was she meant to say. We asked her...
Before Your Wife Comes Home

Before Your Wife Comes Home

Your wife just left, but I wanted to write you before she gets home. Maybe she’ll tell you everything and maybe she won’t, but I never hold back. What would be the point? To be honest, I wasn’t sure how it would go. She’s always been sweet and kind and such a perfect...
Her Ex on the Couch

Her Ex on the Couch

I woke up in the night to find she was missing. Without thinking too hard I got up and made my way down the hall. The house was quiet, but from downstairs, I heard the sounds of low voices. I made it down the stairs and around the corner before I slowed myself,...
A Call From My Wife

A Call From My Wife

  By the time my wife Beth called from her hotel room, it was most likely too late. They met at the conference, had a few drinks after the keynote, and then moved to her room so she could “take off her heels and finally relax a little.” Which is to say that by...