First Times

I was going to college and I had only had sex with one person. To be fair, Kelly and I had fucked, sucked, and blown each other’s minds a thousand times in the three months we were sleeping together. Okay, if I’m honest, I think she was most likely blowing my mind,...

The Fact That We’re Human

“Why is it that some days all I want is anal sex on a roof, and the next I just want to hold you and cry in your hair?” “It’s probably something stupid, like the fact that you’re human.” “That does seem like a ridiculous reason,” I said. We were lying on the grass in...

Take This Off

Seven and a half minutes into the sex she became theatrical. It was a somewhat subtle shift, and since we had just met I wasn’t necessarily the best judge, but the second I started to doubt myself she made it even clearer. “You’re so much bigger than my boyfriend,”...

An Easy Threesome

I remember in college a random dude on my hall saying something like, “No one has ever actually had a threesome. People just talk about it.” And I’m sure I sounded like an asshole telling him I had probably had five or six? It was hard to count but they were fun and...

Disgusting Beautiful Immoral Takes Off!

This is my awe shucks look. Yesterday I went on an epic push to sell as many copies of Disgusting Beautiful Immoral as possible and you all pulled through and made my day, selling more copies in one day than ever before. By the time I went to sleep, DBI was ranked...